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The Ballad of Haggis McMuffin

from Scandal by ER

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Haggis McMuffin loves his whiskey in the morning
More than a squirrel loves its nuts
I like the sweet potato fries at Lucky Platter [1:1]
But I love you more

There's a castle on the hill
There's a spaceship in the sky
Take my hand before the king of fools declares the end,
the end is nigh [1:2]

Romeo and what's-her-face were briefly lovers
Ahab and Moby had a thing [1:3]
Mulder and Scully have been valentines for ages
You and I longer still

There's a castle on the hill
There's a spaceship in the sky
Take my hand before the king of fools declares the end,
the end is nigh

I will love you always even when there are no zip codes
Or wi-fi[1:4] on demand

There's a spaceship on the hill
There's a castle in the sky
Take my hand before the king of fools declares the end,
the end is nigh

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from Scandal, released September 17, 2017

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Less country than Robbie Fulks, less rock-and-roll than Steve Poltz, less uninhibited than Rhett Miller, less political than Billy Bragg, less fastidious than Josh Ritter... something for every clever song lover!

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